Alexis Texas is Buttwoman

Buttwoman Alexis Texas is the newest girl to try filling the hole left by the departure of Brianna Love last year. If you've seen Alexis, you'll know that she has the right ass for the job -- she only has a 35” hip measurement, but that ass flares out like a bell below it, and she stands 5'8”, tall for a porn girl, which means she can carry a lot of ass down there -- and she does. Will she be able to make the grade in Alexis Texas is Buttwoman? Naysayers will point to the fact that she has never done an anal porn scene -- that this will, in fact, be her first -- but those naysayers are jerks and stupid besides, because, although there has been a focus on anal capacity in recent years, Buttwoman, like her male counterpart, has always been more about shape than activity. Tianna's first two turns as Buttwoman were all-girl affairs, with no anal at all.

Alexis starts off the movie trapped in a small town, a barmaid harassed by rednecks, wearing the kind of shorts that makes it hard to blame the rednecks. Fed up, she dumps a pot of coffee on one and steals his car, and that is the last we have to see of small town, rednecks, or plot. The next time we see Alexis, she's rubbing asses with Kristina Rose beside a pool -- presumably we got to skip the part where she struggles in the cruel world of show business and finally makes it big. She and Kristina spend a while making out and rubbing each other -- and girl/girl is not usually my deal, but despite the staged nature of this ass-rubbing, it is pretty hot -- before Michael Stefano comes in and adds some cock to the mix. Stefano's an ass man, and he definitely appreciates Alexis' endowments. In fact, he appreciates a load all over them, whereupon she and Kristina do that ass-rubbing thing again.

Gianna Michaels is next in line to take advantage of Alexis, and if anyone can match her for sheer awesomeness of body parts, it's Gianna. The two of them get along like a fleshy, jiggling house afire, Gianna spanking Alexis and generally dominating her, not to mention working a thumb up her virgin ass -- the first step along that road in the movie. Toy play with a big Hitachi leads to glass toys, and then to an appearance by Mark Ashley, who jumps right in on the action. He spends a while appreciating their various curves and lady lumps with fingers, tongue and cock before coming on Alexis' ass, a load that Gianna happily rubs her tits on, continuing the jizz-smearing trend.

Next up, Alexis cavorts on the beach in a truly marvelous swimsuit, to which words alone cannot do justice. It appears to be made of two pieces of string and a smallish handkerchief torn in half. Mick Blue seems to like it as much as I do, but he is allowed to express his approval by fucking her in a half-dozen positions and then blasting her face with a fat load. The last scene before the big event is another threeway, this one with Jenna Haze and Anthony Rosano. It's exactly what you would expect it to be, considering that Alexis and Jenna are in it. Jenna gets her ass reamed out, to show Alexis what it's like, and Alexis experiences a solid fucking herself. Although she doesn't take it in the dumper, Rosano does pull out and deposit his cream directly on her asshole, symbolically lubing up the pathway for the next scene.

Mr. Pete is the lucky man who gets to break down the gates on film. It's a great scene that will not be served well, by a mere description, so I'll only saya couple of general things, those being that Mr. Pete looks like he knows how to break a girl in without too much trauma. I would be surprised -- nay, shocked -- if this were the first time Alexis had been sodomized, but she does a good job of portraying a girl who is taking it easy for the first half of the scene and going nuts in the second. Hearing her say "Hit me" to Mr. Pete as she looks at him past her mountainous ass is magical, as is watching her face while she's taking her first onscreen cock in her butt -- the mixture of begging and concentration will make you believe a man can fly. Do rush to see it.

Buttwoman Alexis Texas is the newest girl to try filling the hole left by the departure of Brianna Love last year. If you've seen Alexis, you'll know that she has the right ass for the job -- she only has a 35” hip measurement, but that ass flares out like a bell below it, and she stands 5'8”, tall for a porn girl, which means she can carry a lot of ass down there -- and she does. Will she be able to make the grade in Alexis Texas is Buttwoman? Naysayers will point to the fact that she has never done an anal porn scene -- that this will, in fact, be her first ... Read the Full Review!